Life of Richy Fancybottom

With all the people talking about their lives in the media.  I figured it was about time people got to know a little more about me, Richy Fancybottom.

I am a 6inch figurine that lives in a spacious house.  In my house I have bathtubs big enough to swim in.  My life is easy ever since I became well to do.

I have bought two large vehicles that sit in my garage, because I am too small to operate them.  I got them because I thought that it would be fun to have the vehicles to look at.  When I have to get around I take my remote controlled sports car.  I often get looks of jealousy from those I pass by in my sports car.


12-26-2013 (Th)

Today was a lot calmer than yesterday.  I do enjoy the holidays, but they are really really stressful.

I sat around talking to my brothers and sisters today.  We discussed the way the country is being run and other political topic.  I wish we had a president that cared about the country instead of having plausible denyabilaty.

12-25-2013 (W)

I love to watch as people open up gifts.  The kids got up really early to open their gifts.  They had to wait for the rest of the family to open anything.  Once everyone was up, it was decided to wait until after breakfast to open gifts.

At last it was time to open gifts.  As we sat around the tree, the little ones found their gifts and ripped the rapping paper off.  For a few minute there was a storm off ripped paper.

12-24-2013 (Tu)

Wow it has been awhile sense the last time I have written.  I am really excited about Christmas tomorrow.  I have traveled to visit with family during this holiday season.  I guess the best part of Christmas is the time you spend with family.

12-11-2013 (W)

I find it interesting how much stuff is on the Internet.  You can spend days looking up all sorts of things or you can spend the day looking at videos of people playing with their cats.

How do people find all the time spent on putting information on the superhighway.  I am going to take a break from writing on this blog for a while.

12-10-2013 (Tu)

I went to the local mall today.  I did not buy anything, all I did is watch other people shop.  It is kind of funny to see how people shop, they run around trying to find what they are looking for.  In the end they settle for what they can find and not what they wanted.

I also spent some time watching parents and their kids play in the play area.  The parents just sat there indifferent to what their kinds were doing.  The kids ran around like little wild animals.

12-9-2013 (M)

I often think about the possibility of getting married, but after seeing the women at church I am usually cured of that feeling.  Today is different, I am still thinking of starting a family even tho I went to church yesterday.

12-8-2013  (S)

I usually find church boring.  They get up there and tell us that everyone it evil and that we are all going to hell.  Therefor we all need to pray to be lifted up from hell.

The women are also not nice to look at.  They have their hair done up in the latest fashion, it looks like they got hit by a runaway lawn mower.

12-7-2013

The weather was atrocious today.  I was not able to leave my house, because there was enough snow that my vehicle would not be able to get to the road.  I got up on the window seal in the front room to watch the snow fall to the ground.

The snow danced outside like a ballet for its audience.  They moved in and out among each other telling the story of their lives.  With the grand finale for the dance coming when they hit the ground.

The snow dance eventually seduced me to come outside.  I dressed up so I would not get cold and grabbed a shovel.  Once outside I started to dig in the soft white fluff.  It was easy going and before long I had a good tunnel started.  In the tunnel I made some rooms and with different surprises in each of them.  The first room had an ice sculpture of me holding a shovel.

After a while I got tired of the snow and I was soaked to the bone.  To warm up I went and took a swim in one of my spacious bathtubs.  I swam many laps then got tired of being alone in the tub, so I wasted the rest of the day playing on my gaming systems.

12-6-2013

Today I worked on the repairs for my truck.  I had to change the front axle on the truck because it was more damaged than I had originally thought.  Luckily my truck is rear wheel drive so it was easier to change out then if it was front wheel drive.

Sometimes I wonder if I should have my cars maintained by mechanics more then I do.  Then at other times I really like working on the cars and enjoy the accomplishment that it brings to my life.

12-5-2013

Today I drove out to a local desert to have some fun.  When I got to where I wanted to go I found a sign that indicated that no motorized vehicles were allowed off the road.

I said to my self, "That is no fun."

So I raced passed the sign in my remote controlled truck.  As I raced along I thought it would be fun to do some donuts in the truck.  As I caused the dust to rise, I got the idea to go faster and faster in the turns.

That was a bad idea,  as I pushed to speed up I found myself flying through the air.  I landed some distance from my truck.  I shook off the toss and looked towards my truck, it was not slowing down and was not coming out of the turns.  It was going out of control and coming towards me.  Just before the truck almost hit me, I jumped out of the way.

Just as my truck passed me, it began to tilt on its side and came to a crashing stop.  The wheels on the bottom of the truck were still turning out of control.  I walked over to the truck and turned off the power to the wheels so they would stop turning.

I pushed the truck back on its wheels and inspected it for damage.  I didn't find any, so I turned back on the power after releasing the acceleration lever.  This excitement was too much for me so, I went home for the rest of the day.

12-4-2013

I bummed around the house watching TV.

With all the people talking about their lives in the media. I figured it was about time people got to know a little more about me, Richy Fancybottom.

I am a 6inch figurine that lives in a spacious house. In my house I have bathtubs big enough to swim in. My life is easy ever since I became well to do.

I have bought two large vehicles that sit in my garage, because I am to small too operate them. I got them because I thought that it would be fun to have the vehicles to look at. When i have to get around I take my remote controlled sports car. I often get looks of jealousy from those I pass by in my sports car.
©2013 Brady Burgener

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